A decorated, gold gilded file is planted onto your end of the table. It seems to have had attentive care.

“Cholla, or should I say, General Cholla of the Sandwing Army. Big shot right here. Hailed as a war hero by many since he always cared for his soldiers, had an absolutely lethal style of strategy, and don’t even think for a second he was a softy. No, no, no. You’d never catch a battle where we wasn’t charging the front with that trademark battle axe. Funny thing is, he didn’t even care about fighting for Blaze to be Queen! He just wanted to keep his sandwing brethren safe, that lion hearted bastard. It was a complete shock when, just as the sandwings were pushing into skywing land, the ENTIRE war suddenly ended because of those dragonets. Even more of a shock was Cholla fully resigning from his position. Like, who could turn down making absolute bank and being a war hero?? I don’t get it. Something probably happened...”