Homeboy, oh homeboy, you are running out of time;

For now comes the hour that thou shall be slimed.

Fear not homeboy, it shall be quick;

That is, when I catch you with this blick.

Homeboy, oh homeboy, I won’t pull any tricks;

Thou shall remember February the twenty sixth.

I remember last year I was expecting someone to actually do it, but I never saw anything about it. I checked instagram that day and I just saw a bunch of death, , and fights. The algorithm was bugged. I’ll be surprised if nobody does it 2 years in a row.

Also my birthday tomorrow, right after slime yo hb day 👀