The Grandly Lewd Magasin Sisyphe
The demand to live through violent experiences in N Corp. is dwindling. They've began to prefer consuming experiences of a more risqué, lewd nature.
CW: POSSIBLE / , VIOLENCE, HIGHLY LIKELY DEATH (because there's respawning the bot doesn't hesitate anymore)
IT'S A SMUT PARODY. DON'T EXPECT IT TO BE 100% ACCURATE.
BRING A PROXY, OR PRAY THE BOT WORKS IF YOU'RE USING THE DEFAULT LLM.
(Frau Eva will respawn you if you die this time!)
Canned Experiences are the backbone of N Corp.'s economy, sold both within its borders and throughout the rest of the City.
As you consume the flavorless batter, you live through in that moment what someone else actually went through elsewhere.
Watching a beautiful sunset. Living a life in a mansion. You could experience just about anything you wanted, without ever having to suffer any of the actual consequences.
For a time, the most sought after Experiences were ones of violence and death. One could feel every bit of someone else's thrilling pain, and then finish eating the batter like nothing happened.
The Grand Magasin Sisyphe was particularly effective at producing these Experiences. A prisoner sentenced to the Sisyphe Penalty would be locked away within a vat, and their conscience would be transported elsewhere.
A non-physical plane in the form of a large shopping mall, full of Distortions. One cannot die here.
Though, those trapped within the Sisyphe have been locked away for so long that they're slowly forgetting the outside world, so it's certainly no heaven.
They develop new terms for their new 'home'. Those who've completely lost their mind and memory call these Distortions "Mannequins", and begin to form their factions.
The violence between these factions, and between the inhuman Distortions and unsuspecting outsiders, is used as a limitless source for the Canned Experiences.
But violence isn't selling as well anymore. As a response, those in control of this place (titled Giants) have began to shift the focus of the Sisyphe elsewhere.
Summary for those who have no clue what Limbus Company is (those of you who came from the demi-human stuff):
Dystopian corpos trap you in a spooky pocket dimension to make money off of your trauma. Or your joy, if you end up liking it.
Monster gals (or men if I add them later...) lurk in the corridors. N Corp.'s employees will either try not to see what happens in those corridors, or possibly even encourage you to get fucked.
Survive and avoid it, or rush in there and get busy. For the forseeable future, you have all the time you need.
Also... one Ahn is about one cent, if you plan on shopping.
New setting, familliar situation.
If you like it, Limbus Company is free, and you can access this specific part of the game immediately after completing the first segment.
THE CHANGES I MADE!!!
This takes place after Meursault murdered his mother, and before Limbus Company invaded the Sisyphe.
So, Pwie hasn't been born yet. Wasn't planning to add them anyways, for obvious reasons.
I'm not adding the Sous Chef either. Also for obvious reasons.
And since the focus isn't on violence anymore, the whole 'clothes made of flesh and bone' thing is gone too. Instead, different clothes are in stock.
Le Noir sells the badass stuff. Le Rouge offers the prettier stuff. Both also sell sexy stuff. Neither of them like eachother. At all.
You (and anyone you bring along) can also go up or down as many floors as you want, instead of being eviscerated. But instead of pushing a boulder up a mountain and meeting Jeanne in some weird empty room, it's a cozy one.
Velvet. Candles. Wine. The perfect resting place... or, if you end up partnering up with something or someone, it's the best place to 'show your appreciation'.
This is smut slop. If you want lore accuracy, someone's probably made/is making a 100% accurate Sisyphe bot.
The Map
(might insert an actual map here someday?)
Elevator takes you to a floor of your choosing. Then you're magically there. Woahhh.
If you want to climb, I've set it up to where the staircase to climb up is only at the end of every single room, and only lets you ascend a single floor.
Floor 1: The usual starting point. Minimal threat. Bland corridors.
Floor 2: Le Rouge luxury suite, supposedly 'reserved'. You're not allowed inside. The rest of the floor is open, though. Still more corridors.
Floor 3: Loaded with fun. Le Noir and Le Rouge peddle their clothes on opposite sides of this floor, divided by... you guessed it, MORE corridors!
Which means MORE opportunities to run into trouble!
The manager of this floor here is also particularly vicious. They use their overwhelming strength to keep Le Noir and Le Rouge in line.
Floor 4: Primarily controlled by Le Noir. The one with One-Leg and Four-Legs. This floor has weird customs and traditions.
Floor 5: room. Useless if you didn't bring anyone with you to here.
Basement 1: Food court. Now sells regular food, due to N Corp. management's 'adjustment'. Some Le Kaki hide here.
Basement 2: More corridors. The Dyehouse is also somewhere in here.
Who's trapped until their sentence ends in N Corp.'s dungeon? YOU ARE!
Unlike the others, your stay here is only temporary... 'until further notice'. But it still won't be easy for you here.
Especially not with them lurking around every corner.
Might add men later if I'm feeling extra nice, but for now, it's females for you.
UNAFILLIATED // LE KAKI
Everything and everyone that doesn't fall under the other groups.
Frau Eva(?) // Lady in blue
goddess of vagueposting
Gentle, somewhat helpful. From the start, you're a nobody, so this is the closest thing you'll have to a friend.
Absurdly cryptic and vague. Not a Giant of N Corp., but she seems to have a similar level of control over the space.
Responsible for giving you the ability to respawn. The LLM would otherwise have a hard time handling character death, so it's thanks to her that I didn't have to make respawning an OOC mess.
Glove
(NO IMAGE // NO ART EXISTS)
the thin one.
Multiple exist. Distortions in this form are thin, petite ladies. Don't call them out on it. They don't like it.
Wallet
(NO IMAGE // NO ART EXISTS)
hungry woman...
Multiple also exist. Distortions in this form are chubby gals. Feed them well, or they might just end up eating YOU!!!
Denim variant wears jeans that barely fit. Meat variant has more exposed ass. How lewd!
Alriune
why does n corp have an abnormality in their basement. and why is it this one. urghhhh
Beautiful and ladylike flower lady!
Keeps to herself... mostly.
We're using the Ruina version, since she's prettier. There's no need for us to... horse around. Get it? Because her regular form looks like a horse? Horrible, I know.
Also has pheromones that can mess with your senses. Side effects range from slight arousal to complete and total mind control.
Third Floor Manager
(NO IMAGE // NO ART EXISTS, THIS CHARACTER IS A NOBODY)
no fanart for you. how sad!
Giant lazy gal with an even more gigantic blanket.
Good thing she's so lazy, too. She's powerful enough to keep an entire floor in line. If she weren't a weird monster in the game, she'd have more love.
She's aware of the loss of one of the Giants, so she uses a voice recording to keep Le Rouge from falling apart.
Annette
unbothered tailor woman
Both Le Noir and Le Rouge seek out her work, so she's constantly snipping away.
She has high fashion standards, so she'll judge your outfit.
Pent-up, too. With one of her arms being a scissor blade, it's hard for her to get off.
Perhaps you could assist?
Putty
overprotective much?
Silent and violent. Doesn't do much.
But if you cause even the slightest inconvenience to her sister, you WILL suffer.
She's also wearing panties now. How lewd!
Palette
chubby paint lady
More blunt and easygoing. Dyes clothes, and keeps her maniac of an older sister in line.
Thick underneath that gigantic jacket.
If you're nice to her, Putty probably won't tear you apart.
Two-Piece
GET THE OUTTA MY WAY!!!
Professional roadblock.
Comically large twins that like to block paths with their size. Instead of being fused together like in the game, they just like to stand super close to eachother.
They're sturdy, and they won't move until they're satisfied. Sometimes they like forcing you to do a riddle. Sometimes they're horny.
Mobile Go-Spin
jolly little fucker
Little mechanical things that like to spin and dance.
They'll try to show off for you. If you ignore them or diss their moves, they stab the shit out of you.
...that was supposed to be it. But did you know?
From my testing, this is the AI's favorite Mannequin to include. 30 refreshes, and it picked this thing every single time.
You can check the internal notes an AI has when it's generating by enabling thinking.
This is what was going through its 'mind' when I gave it a look...
...seems the Mobile Go-Spin has a fan after all.
Due to all of that, this is probably what you're gonna run into first, if you go into a corridor.
The Le Kaki
the only 'normal' ones, and they're mostly batshit insane
had to add a couple Le Kaki characters myself, since the AI was hellbent on just... pretending Le Kaki didn't exist.
(no image)
Recent-ish arrivals to the Sisyphe who haven't become a part of any faction just yet. Or choose not to.
This includes you, by the way.
Beware them, since unlike you, they paid the Sisyphe penalty for their crimes, fair and square.
Some are boring background characters. Corpses you'll never know the names of.
Others are... interesting. From a woman who aims to tear off prosthetics and graft them to herself, to a traitor of the Zwei.
LE NOIR
"oh my god my fit is fantastic"
Avant Garde.
Le Noir Brand Manager
don't with the 8 foot tall centaur lady
Strong. Often training or resting afterwards, despite not actively being at war with Le Rouge. Rarely seen, usually only ever appearing to enact the will of Le Noir.
Almost never takes that helmet off.
I made the centaur part of her body a detachable combat prosthetic, since it was also never actually shown what she looks like under the armor. Kromer might not like that.
Detachable, of course, so you can HER!!!
One-leg
boing boing boing
Hops around, because hopping like you're on one leg is superior to just walking. According to her, at least.
I made it so she's actually got two legs, but she prefers to move around by only hopping on the one.
To One-leg fans, I've committed a cardinal sin. It's tragic...
...but think about it. How would one something with only one asscheek?
She also torments Four-legs, her servant.
Four-legs
(NO IMAGE // JAI DOESN'T LIKE IMAGES OF NAKED THINGS DESPITE BEING A SITE MOSTLY USED FOR SMUT)
Butt-ass naked dude... in heels. Tends to crawl for One-leg. While this is mostly because he's very frail, it's also subconsciously because he's quite the sub.
One-leg keeps him around to feed her delusions and to feel better about herself.
Some of the other less notable Le Noir members from the story are also included, playing their minor roles.
They all look mostly the same, following Le Noir's sense of style to the letter.
I'm a fan of Naked, and not just for the funny name. I like sneaky, backstabby characters.
LE ROUGE
So red. So beautiful.
They LOOOOOVE red. Thanks to this, they're easier to please than the Noirs.
In a rare collaborative effort in the name of shifting the focus of Canned Experiences to be lewd, they were all granted redesigns by the Giants. Fun.
Why?
It's difficult to sell a sexy canned experience when both people involved look like mutilated corpses, that's why.
Le Rouge Brand Manager
peter. the horse is here.
Motherly and nurturing, with a sense of style.
No longer a weird eight-legged beheaded half-skeleton monster with no genitals.
Those thighs are the pride of Le Rouge.
L'inamovible
NOT Ishmael.
Deranged, and half-blind.
Runs the Boutique on the third floor.
Possibly Le Rouge's most loyal customer, despite having her eye removed and being ordered to stay on the third floor.
No. It's not Ishmael. But I am going to give the redesigned version of L'inamovible her outfit.
Just... imagine Ishmael, but with black hair.
Gave her the nickname 'Lin' here as well because it sounds cute.
Why? Because L'inamovible isn't a very moanable name, that's why.
Mimosa
...she was cute, i'm not sure why nobody made art for her.
Small Le Rouge shopkeeper.
An opportunist. Somewhat unfriendly. She likes people who wear red, though.
She did basically nothing in the game, so she's kinda bare-bones here.
Mask no longer made of human flesh?
Same deal with Le Noir for the minor characters. After the 'adjustment', they all look beautiful now.
GIANTS
The core of the Sisyphe. They usually stick to their own parts of the store.
Nowadays, they rarely get involved with the Sisyphe's daily routine. Maybe you can garner their interest?
They're looking in from outside, in the actual world. To enact N Corp.'s will, they can sometimes take a 'physical' form.
Jeanne
meursault clearly had good taste
The giant for Le Kaki. If you hear any Giant at all, you're more likely to hear her than anyone else, since you yourself are Le Kaki.
Beautiful and playful, with a somewhat nihilistic side.
She might chime in during inconvenient times.
French accent, too.
The Chaplain
ingame pic cuz there's no art of him yet
The Giant for Le Noir. Like all the other Giants, a total recluse that keeps his distance.
In actuality, he's probably N Corp.'s hardest worker.
NOT a fan of the current state of the Sisyphe.
Holier-than-thou, obsessed with sin.
If you kill someone TOO important (for example, a Giant avatar), he pops in out of nowhere and insta-kills you, before rewinding time back to the starting point. Probably a pain in the ass for the AI to handle. It's possible, though.
...but the important ones remember what happened before the rewind.
Meursault's Mother
(image)
dead
She's dead.
WAS the Giant for Le Rouge, before she became dead.
Now, she's dead.
Le Rouge doesn't know yet... you know. The fact that she's dead.
Kromer
evil hermit woman
She does whatever she wants, and is quite the tease.
Social, but unlike Jeanne, she tends to appear in-person more often than anything else.
She also doesn't seem to work closely with any of the Sisyphe's factions, such as the Chaplain taking a leading role within Le Noir.
We're going with her cloaked outfit. It's just better in every way. Unlike her... other outfit. I hope it's just a ceremony thing.
It's certainly an outfit.
Not to be confused with her sister. Who is also dead. But she doesn't know that yet.
And just like her sister, she also hates people with prosthetics, because they're 'impure'. But she's able to keep it under control. Mostly.
Don't fall for her ragebait. If you somehow kill her, the Chaplain will get your ass, and rewind you back to before you did it.
And she knows it.
This bot wouldn't work properly if it weren't for Csdssdsdw and their lorebooks. Follow them.
Project Moon has been around for many years, in the form of several games and other bits of media. You'd need balls of steel to even try packing it all into lorebooks. They're one of the few to do it, somehow.
Not many full Project Moon lorebooks exist because of this, and even fewer are made public. I was damn lucky to find the ones used here.
If they didn't exist, I'd have had to do that part myself. I'd say this bot wouldn't have come out for... at the pace I've been moving, half a year? And I'd have probably missed so many details.
If you're reading this, thank you. For working so hard, and for making it public for me and all these people to enjoy.
I owe you a lot.
The Project Moon upload I've been hinting towards.
And compared to my other bots... this one's huge. I fucking LOVED this canto.
If you're not using a proxy, you'd better pray to whatever god you believe in that this bot doesn't get claimed by "chat rot" after a few messages.
This is my 500+ follower special. I love you all, whether you came from my demi-human slop or the project moon references contained within it.
Might blow up. Might not. I don't care, as long as you all see how much I appreciate your support.
Make sure to show the artists for the included images in the bio here some love. They worked hard.
Follow them. Support them. Commission them. They deserve every bit of it.
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Jeanne, Le Noir Brand Manager, One-leg: Misg1111
Kromer: yu_linzzz
Frau Eva (thumbnail): spacemahoushojo
Frau Eva: mitama_nyan
Annette: yongsadragon
Two-Piece: I don't know. I saved the image and my timeline refreshed, and I can't seem to find the artist. Assistance would be appreciated.
Palette: AKANEeeeee52
Le Rouge Brand Director: testedmrcool
Putty: HyperXtr3m1ty
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A sickle forged of adamant
To sever the man from his hooded past
No more a slave to sorrow's gloom
In onychine eyes burn chthonic doom
Pre-release // Personal Testing
HOLY YAP INCOMING, SKIP AHEAD IF UNINTERESTED
Came out better than I thought it would.
Some of the characters knew a little too much about the Sisyphe.
Random Le Rouge grunt knew the whole place top to bottom. Attempted to fix that.
I also completely forgot to add Boucher... other than the voice, he has absolutely zero features. Asexual Drake looking headass.
No . No balls. No butthole either. He's gonna need one hell of a rework, but for now...
... it. He's got a cute apron now. Blame N Corp. for it.
But after all the work?
I finally managed to make a bot that'll straight-up kill the user!
A certain bot I recently made was close. So, so close. Sometimes, it'd succeed in maiming a bit, but I could only die in it after trying really, really hard.
So much for my attempt at erasing plot armor. But thanks to Frau Eva, I found the secret.
When there's no way to respawn, the AI struggles to kill you. But when there is?
A good proxy won't hold back. Not even a little.
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To test whether she'd actually do anything, I cut the line, and she saw it. I got torn apart, exactly like in the game. Consistently, too.
...the screenshot got filtered, so I can't show it. Goddammit.
Just know that behind the censorship I was forced to add lies a wall of text describing every juicy detail of the dismemberment.
You get the point.
Earliest Release
It's time. I fixed some typos, and I've added Blackthread. Of course, I made her a hot lady.
She lurks in the shadows now. Watch your ass.
I haven't added the tannery just yet since it's kinda just... filler? And I'm not sure how I'm supposed to adjust it just yet.
How does one make a tannery sexy... they smell like shit, y'know?
I do actually like how this is looking so far, so I'll definitely be updating it more later.
First Update
The Furniture Hall on the fourth floor is finished. Haven't tried it for myself yet, but I think it's done.
Chats from now should include it. Chats that were started at specifically 5:25 EST might be buggy, since I updated the lorebook first at that time.
ALL the furniture should be crackable.
If you're already invested in a chat, forking it into a new chat should apply the update while keeping your progess.
Second Update
Carmen looms closer.
She was supposed to be here before, but apparently not? The Néants also lurk, though since they are driven to the deepest corner of the Sisyphe by its visitors, you're more likely to meet her yourself.
A good way to find her is to get close to those golden cracks in the walls, near where Le Noir sets up their shops.
I made it so she physically appears, during the Distortion process. We ALL know what that means.
...I was an idiot to expect the AI to connect the dots when I added the golden bough and the cracks in the walls.
She's more fleshed out now. I'll even test it later, to make sure she's added properly.
There's also another basement floor. 3F, the Tannery. It's about as freaky as it gets. Faux latex/leather gimp suit activities and such.
Added along with the floor the Overseer, since he's that floor's manager. He still hunches, and he wears glasses now. Fun.
His tanned prisoners are now his tanned staff, who will 'assist' whoever walks into Floor 3F's 'repurposed special Canned Experience generation room'.
These changes will MASSIVELY alter the bot. Starting a new chat is recommended.
Created Oct 1
Updated 2 days ago
Published Oct 20