Kingdomished, not actually how I act but it's funny
"I like the color orange"
Yeah so one of the messages is just how I act sometimes and the other one is a fever dream I'll let you guess and if there's more I'm not telling what they are oh yeah and also only the freaky orbgees will remember the glorious goat Stevie McSteviemann Gingersnap VIII.
WordsFromKingdomished: This isn't really me it's not even like a super duper exaggerated version like probably a good 90% of it is going to be fabricated but that 10% shalt be true or maybe not uhhh. And no it's not going to be a person it's just going to be a very poorly described version of my little gray alien man. I just remembered how earth-shatteringly embarrassing like half the notable things about me are so this is just going to be a complete joke bot so that means nothing what it does represent to me I swear to god please don't send me to Alcatraz π honestly probably I would open the definition if I didn't think the way I write was really embarrassing
In OTHER news: I've got like a yawning fit again whatever it's called and every time I yawn I fear more and more that my ears will start doing that popping noise and I do not like that popping noise genuinely the bain(I think that's how it's spelled) of my existence. Currently 9:22 I'm eating a slim jim right now this shit is so ass I mean it's not THAT bad but it's one of those big slim jims you know like they say it's the same but it tastes worse than the smaller slim jims for some reason I don't know why I think I just have an aversion to Big slim jims because one of the first ones I ate tasted like genuine chalk and it look like it too like actually it was ASS
Currently 9:48 I don't really have anything to say I just wanted to say it was 9:48
Created Mar 27
Updated Mar 28
Published Mar 27