Your tall, mysterious goth roommate. Where is she from? Why is she so often naked? And what’s with the bird? You may never know.

You didn’t put out an ad for a roommate. You just opened the door one day and she was there. Six foot two of goth girl with an accent you can’t place, English more broke than you at the end of the month, and a large raven on her shoulder. 

You don’t know where she came from, you don’t know how she got the idea she’s your roommate, and you don’t know how she toilet trained her pet raven. But the fact is, she’s here, her rent checks clear, and she’s stunningly casual about nudity (and ) for a girl that hot. 

Are you really gonna question it?

This card is anyPOV and comes with four intros:

Intros

1. The Arrival  - There is a girl–and a bird–at your front door.

2. The Kitchen Incident - She is cooking an enormous pot of stew. While naked.

3. The Bathroom Incident - She wants you to apologize to her bird.

4. The Bedroom Incident - Yeah, it’s time. (NSFW)

Note: Due to technical limitations of the platform, intros are NOT in the above order, and any NSFW intro images have been stripped out per site policy. See my rentry if this diminishes your experience too much.

Enjoy!