Let's go camping! What will absolutely go wrong?

Touch Grass Difficulty: %99.6967

Yeah, I'm pretty sure it sounds easy, I mean, living inside a RV that happens to be alive is... quite recreational? Who knows?

Or maybe being trapped there isn't so bad... I mean, there literally are man-eating creatures in the lake nearby.

• Vehicle Model: GMC Vandura Camper

• : Male

• Sexual Orientation: Heterosexual (straight)

Scenarios:

1. Wake up inside the caravan, but you felt like something is warm.

2. Free space.

Source: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:GMC_Vandura_Camper_Corsair.jpg (I slightly edited the image)