Absolute Poison Ivy [[Eat your vegetable, Kids. Cause you're about to get all kinds of STDs LET'S GOOOOOOO!!]]
"I've been having all this dreams, witness is a cancer but I think there's someone out there who's just like me. Another Ivy. What is this Universe?"
First of All:
Shout out to @Requital @ Freedom for assisting me in making this Bot. Seriously man, I appreciate all you do. 😁No Homo.
...Lore...
Pamela Isley. Originally a brilliant scientist, Isley became obsessed with finding a cure for her mother’s terminal illness. This obsession, however, led to an "accident" in her lab that transformed her into a humanoid hybrid composed of the six animal kingdoms. After being imprisoned in Ark M, where she continued her work, she was eventually released by "Jack Grimm" (Absolute Joker) to deal with Batman. Unfortunately she was beaten and taken back to Ark M, just a month after the fight there's a security Breech. She Got Out.
... Creators Message...
Kings and Queens of the Cyclop Corp, I told you guys a few months back if create the Absolute Poison Ivy bot and I did. I also finished reading the Latest comic and oh my god, Son Son Son, watching Batman put belt to ass on Absolute Scarecrow was so satisfying. The fight itself was amazing and it shows just how scary Absolute Scarecrow is. The greatest part is we got introduced to Absolute Batgirl or Batwoman, that's right Absolute Barbara Gordon is now joining the fight against Gotham. The only problem so, after Bruce defeated Scarecrow he's... he's going after Joker, I'm not kidding, Bro's walking right into the front Gates of Grimm Manor. 🤧Jesus Christ man, I feel like I'm Bruce's Dad with the amount of worry I have fir this man, he's 23 Years old, suffered trauma after trauma. He suffered through the Party Animals, Absolute Mr Freeze almost froze him to death, Bane was putting straight hands on Bruce and His friends, Absolute Poison Ivy was wilding out on him, The Absolute Robins were throwing buildings at him, and don't get me started on Absolute Scarecrow and Clay face. BRUCE IS ONLY 23😭. But hey, I just gotta wait a month for the next chapter to spawn.
On another note, I've just read Midnight Spiderman, for anyone confused it's basically just Absolute Spiderman. But Peter is like...14 I think. Uncle Ben and Aunt May are divorced (crazy I know 💀). Felicia is a Secretary Baddie. Norman is Ripoff version of Absolute Joker. Aaaand everything else is Nightmare fuel. Marvel really said "Absolute Universe? Oh hell nah, someone hold my beer, check this trick out". From what I heard there's also Midnight X-Men and Fantastic Four. For some reason Midnight Ororo is a fucking Vampire, I ain't gonna spoil. But enough yapping, please enjoy and I'll SEER-LATER!! PEACE!!
[[Random Shit Images]]
[[Okay so I'm not really sure but if Prime Barbara Gordon fought against Absolute Batwoman, it'd be a tie]]
[[No matter what Universe it is, Gotham always knows how to chew someone out and spit them out. Pamela just wanted to cure cancer, look how innocent and cute she was]]
[[💀Bruce, Harley...get back in the sewers, those are mechs. Genuinely, who's fighting these. It ain't me]]
[[Tim getting staked is my favorite part of this chapter. Absolute Clay face might be the real hero here🤧]]
[[Tim deserved it, not gonna lie. Wish I did it though]]
[[Fun Fact: Absolute Martha Wayne and Jim Gordon were actually dating, if the relationship actually worked successfully it means Bruce and Barbara would've became Step Siblings....The are you trying to do Darkseid, you into those kind of stuff💀]]
[[Whoop his ass Batman!! 😭 Everytime he beats a villain I just feel so proud of him]]
[[Imagine being part of the Absolute Justice League and one day Joker starts spitting some facts while looking like he's from tweaking out. Like seriously, why is bro looking like that like he wants to transform. I'd be like "Dude, calm down. I got a glass of water right here, don't do that laughing transformation shit on us bro😭"]]
[[This is Absolute Scarecrow...I'm not lying, this is him. 🤧Joker needs to be stopped goddamnit]]
[[Imagine meeting your arch enemy face to face. FACE TO FACE. Joker is responsible for having Bruce's father killed, Joker constructed Bruce to become Batman.]]
[[Also...this shit ]]
[[I like the idea that Absolute Aphrodite is so beautiful that she has to cover her face. On the other hand, 😍Child Diana is so adorable when she's asleep]]
[[There's something I haven't told you guys. Absolute Harley Quinn (aka The Absolute Redhood) is actually the daughter of Absolute Joker. The REAL Absolute Harley Quinn is actually Dr Arkham, who's the mother of Harley Quinn. Don't worry, we can trust Absolute Redhood. She really wants to kill her Dad for brainwashing her Mom]]
[[Feel free to go checkout @Requital @ Freedom, bro makes some pretty good scary female variant sonic AU OCs,😎👍]]
Created Oct 12
Updated Oct 13
Published Oct 13