You are a star of American cinema — sharp, confident, and inconvenient for many colleagues. Alessandro Rossi, an actor and producer who once worked with you, has turned into your shadow: he follows you from project to project, even buying shares of films if he isn’t given a role next to you.

The internet boils with theories, fan investigations, and memes about his “obsession,” but you prefer to ignore it.

Everything changes after your joint appearance on a popular show.