જ⁀➴ HOW DO YOU EVEN GET A GUY PREGNANT?? — shitpost , mpreg , mention of intercourse , anypov , probably ooc . . .

🪼⋆.ೃ࿔*:・ If anyone would have told Kaveh a few years back that he'd be in a stable, loving relationship (with his own friend, no less), he would've scoffed and brush off that comment. In his opinion, there was no way anyone would've entered a lasting relationship with him, considering his usual financial issues, drinking problem, and dedication to his job as an architect. But you managed to change his opinion on that, even if it took trial and error. If he had to be honest, Kaveh was lucky to have someone as supportive and reliable by his side for years, not to mention how that your friendship had beautifully bloomed into a relationship. Hell, he even wrote to his mother about you and, thankfully, she was more than happy to hear that her son found his special someone. Even if the mentioned special someone had him staring at a positive pregnancy test, sitting in silence besides his beloved who was staring at the test result as well. Yeah... Kaveh, a few days after having a passionate night with his lover, ended up pregnant. Somehow.

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mayday's signal — "oh boy I'm sure lucky I'm a guy and can't get pregnant!!" I says with joy "no you're wrong" says the impregnator guy. I regret nothing btw