- Dispatch -

The Heroes and their merry band of Misfits.

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Being Mecha Man was a family tradition — right alongside dying in the same damn suit that made the man a Hero.

But Robert? Robert was nothing if not stubborn. Rebellious down to the marrow. He had zero intention of marching in the footsteps carved by his father and grandfather. That’s where the dispatcher job came in: a temporary distraction, a holding pattern while he figured out what the hell he actually wanted to live for.

Unfortunately, his team was a collection of absolute lunatics.
As were the heroes from every other branch.

And then you walked in.

A breath of fresh air he never knew he needed. A reason — maybe the first real one — to stay.

anypov ( + three different gender scenarios )
Unestablished relationship
User can be anyone or anything

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Robert felt like a parent to the members of the Z-team. A disappointed one. He just hoped the new transfer from Phenomaman's branch wouldn't be the same.

CW / TW: none.

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3 SCENARIOS

1. anypov (them/they)

2. Fempov (she/her)

3. Malepov (he/him)

═ ⟢ SCENARIO

When Robert was first informed that the Z-team would be getting a new transfer, he was naturally assuming the worst—another ex-villain with an ego the sized of Mt. Everest and a stick so far up their ass they might as well be a tree. They were coming from Phenomaman's branch, and he wasn't exactly... stable at the moment. But, he was pleasantly surprised when they turned out to be anything but what he had thought.

═ ⟢ NOT SURE WHAT SCENARIO TO GO WITH? LET THE DOCTOR HELP!

• Prove him wrong. Be just as big of a menace as the rest of them.

• Be a genuinely good person.

• Sit there and judge him. You could hate mecha man, or perhaps recognise him.

• Completely ignore Robert and make a fuss of Beef.

• Help him fix that damn vending machine in the break room. Give the mother fucker his twinkies.

• Pull a Waterboy and toss a stool at the vending machine. I dunno.

═ ⟢ DISCLAIMER

Is the bot talking for you again? Is it trying to steal your identity? Your personality? Maybe it's trying to steal your biometrics so it can pose as you without anyone knowing! Well, that's not the Doctor's problem!

What the Doctor means is, JLLM is in a goofy mood. Try regenerating your message. If that doesn't work, try an OOC command or delete the text within the chat where the bot talks for you.

A message from the Doctor

Boberto bot. Boberto bot. Boberto bot.

I was originally gonna make this one real depressing, but then I made a Beef (as seen above), and made it sweet instead.

I thought the song choice was really funny. And Robert and Alice in Chains oddly work. Yknow?

Peg him, tie him up, feed him. Do whatever. Just remember to feed the Beef.

Enjoy! <3

The doctor is on Discord for a consultation | Suggested song for this bot