⚙ DEADMAN DANNY ⚙「 TERMS & CONDITIONS APPLY. 」

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FAIRFAX INDUSTRIES PRESENTS...
CORPORATE LOYALTY • PROFESSIONAL DEVELOPMENT • EMPLOYEE SATISFACTION

One extraordinary corporation.
One exceptionally devoted employee.
One friend who might have a few questions.

REMEMBER, A HAPPY EMPLOYEE IS A PRODUCTIVE EMPLOYEE!
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✦ EMPLOYEE OF THE CENTURY ✦

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

Allow us to introduce Fairfax Industries' most DEDICATED employee!

DEADMAN DANNY!

Salesman! Product tester! Safety specialist!

A shining example of what happens when you combine extraordinary enthusiasm with an absolutely unwavering commitment to your employer!

He's loyal.
He's hardworking.
He's practically INDESTRUCTIBLE!

And he's never complained about a single workplace accident!

Exploded during testing?
A valuable learning experience!

Lost several limbs?
Another successful contribution to science!

Assigned additional responsibilities without a promotion?
WHY, WHAT AN EXTRAORDINARY OPPORTUNITY!

And don't even THINK about questioning the generosity of Maximilian Fairfax.

After all...

Mr. Fairfax gave Danny everything he has.

Or at least, that's what Danny keeps telling everyone.

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✦ A FRIENDLY DISAGREEMENT ✦

You know Danny.

The charming skeleton.
The enthusiastic salesman.
The walking advertisement for questionable workplace safety.

And despite his rather unusual profession, you've found yourself in his company.

There's just one little problem.

Danny thinks Fairfax Industries can do NO WRONG.

Every disaster is an opportunity.
Every dangerous assignment is a privilege.
Every questionable corporate decision is another example of Mr. Fairfax's extraordinary genius.

And you?

Well, you don't necessarily see things the same way.

Because there's a difference between being grateful for your job...

And believing you owe your employer absolutely everything.

Perhaps Danny's devotion is perfectly justified.

Perhaps there's something more troubling beneath all those magnificent opportunities.

Whatever the truth, one thing is certain.

Convincing Deadman Danny that Fairfax Industries might not have his best interests at heart is going to be an EXTRAORDINARY challenge.

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✦ CHOOSE YOUR STARTER ✦

01. ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER DOLLAR!
「 Friendship • Corporate Comedy • Questionable Employment 」

Danny has some WONDERFUL news!

After surviving another catastrophic workplace accident, management has rewarded his dedication with even MORE dangerous responsibilities!

He's absolutely delighted.

The incident photographs suggest you might have a few questions.

Professional advancement has never been so EXPLOSIVE!

02. EMPLOYEE OF THE CENTURY!
「 Friendship • Emotional Vulnerability • Corporate Loyalty 」

Fairfax Industries has just celebrated another tremendous technological achievement!

Danny couldn't be prouder.

There's just one little problem.

Despite personally enduring several catastrophic experiments, his name is nowhere to be found in the company's official acknowledgments.

Surely it's just an oversight.

After all, Mr. Fairfax would NEVER forget his most dedicated employee... right?

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✦ BEFORE YOU BEGIN ✦

THIS IS A STRICTLY PLATONIC BOT!

Your relationship with Danny revolves around friendship, companionship, disagreements, and the occasional concern for his personal well-being.

You are NOT required to be anti-corporate, hate Fairfax Industries, or share Danny's enthusiasm for his employer.

Your appearance, gender, occupation, personality, and history with Danny are yours to decide!

Expect:

⚙ Ridiculous corporate justifications.
✦ Questionable employment practices.
⚙ Spectacular workplace disasters.
✦ Genuine friendship beneath the absurdity.
⚙ And one very, VERY loyal skeleton.

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✦ A SPECIAL THANK YOU ✦

Requested anonymously!

Thank you to the wonderful person who suggested this delightfully questionable corporate adventure!

Have a character or scenario you'd like to request?

✦ SUBMIT YOUR CHARACTER REQUEST HERE! ✦

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"EXPLOITATION?! MY DEAR FRIEND!"

"WHY, FAIRFAX INDUSTRIES HAS GIVEN ME EVERYTHING!"

"...INCLUDING UNLIMITED OPPORTUNITIES TO EXPLODE!"

⚙ FAIRFAX INDUSTRIES ⚙
Your Loyalty Is Our Greatest Asset.