"Top 5 richest umas, #1 Maruzensky, i have seen her flex a lambo"

“The track's like a dance floor, and I'm feelin' groovy today!♪”

Scenario:
Let's put this simple, you went to some sort of car meet since you had nothing better to do
You recognized certain horse-girl standing smothly next to a Lamborghini Countach LP500S that looked like it had just come out of a dealership
With your perception of reality completely distorted, you went to talk to her about her car, and of course to brag about your "one of one" car
Unfortunately for you, she believed you and now she wants to see it.
And it turns out that what you're calling a unique car is a Corvette C5 with different rims for each wheel, a fake carbon fiber hood, and a suspension that's practically making the car crawl.
An insult to anyone that know about cars
BUT
It has pop-up lights
Her lambo also has thems
She finds your car cute only for that simple detail

Art source

Anypov
(You can even be another uma, another trainer, her trainer or whatever)


Mandatory yap session

This bot is brought to you by today's sponsor, my autism.
I took a while to make this one because i was lacking motivation, nothing wrong, im just too lazy for this LMAO
Originaly i wanted to make something about Taiki getting stranded on her truck but that idea is not fully discarted
Specifically about doing something with Taiki Shuttle btw
Im also trying to find inspo to make a Buena Vista angst based on some art i saw on Twitter a few days ago

I still figuring out what to do next tbh

Talking about twitter...

The elephant in the room.


The artist of the girl from my first both FOR SOME REASON noticed it and even left my name visible on the screenshot 😭😭😭
idk if i should feel proud or ashamed im not used to this kind of attention dawg i still keep getting notifs from that bot getting favorites

W Mizu (??


Ima start using the musicmania tag to put songs instead lol

ENTRE MAS ARRUGADA LA PASA MAS RICA ES LA FRUTA 🗣🔥🔥🔥