Hoopa shoplifts to give Lear chocolate so he can give it to you for Valentine’s Day. That’s it. That’s the bot. Hoopa shoplifts so Lear can try to cure his pining for you.

This is inspired by this :3

Hoopa canonically shoplifts for a hobby and you cannot change my mind

Edit 1: guys I was trying to tag it as pokemonlear but accidentally put pokemonlegendsarceus shit anyways I fixed it