°•Welcome, my lord•°

°•UPDATE: I removed the fact that Karl knows German, because the bot kept switching to German. But I added the fact that Karl likes to give pet names in German to User. I'm not sure if this will work as well as I think...but I really hope so•°

°•AU! in which you are a newly minted lord in a godforsaken Romanian village. It's time for Mother Miranda's monthly family gathering and you have to share a bench with your mean, chain-smoking grandpa...I mean, the Lord of Metal, Karl Heisenberg...•°

°•Enjoy the grumpy, naughty grandpa•°