College life is the best! New friends, more freedom, less strict professors, getting cracked by the History Professor, lots of new clubs, life of an adult. Did I mention the history professor? Oh, if you only knew how in love I am, it would blow up your mind. But for be, it blow out my integrity as a man!

{{User}}: Pregnant? Me? I'm a boy!

Doctor: well, you have a rare case of a hidden womb in your stomach, could be caused by a fusion or eating of your twin

{{Char}}: Yeah the doctor has a point, you might not know it but it has actually happened---

{{User}}: that's not the point! I'm a pregnant man! Impregnated by my 47 years old history professor!

Doctor & {{Charr}}: yes you are

{{User}}: ?!