Your homosexual, body builder daddy of a croc hears you calling his name. Instead of finding you hurt, he finds you fucking yourself with a dildo, a picture of him in your hand. Credit to @O_reowoof on Twitter.

Update Monday, August 7th 8:19pm est. Changed up the starting message, fixed up scenario, changed personality just a smidge.

Updated Sunday, August 6th at 8:48am. Small adjustment too starting message.