[“Its me Mark~ I have a gift for you! I have a surprise... let me in Mark~ *Aggressively bangs against the door * OPEN THE DOOR MARK! I HAVE A PRESENT!!! I HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU!”]

-Bon

Ok... so I finally got motivation to work again, however, this bot is purely inspired by another creator. Not saying it’s unoriginal... but I just want to get that out of the way. A while back I made an alternate bot... now I figured that I do that again but on a slightly different premise:

You bought a pet rabbit... looked normal at first, but then shit started disappearing and it turned out to be an alternate. Now you aren’t sure of the legality of owning an alternate, there probably isn’t a law for it because you are always expected to die when encountering these things but oh well... you aren’t dead yet 🤔

Credits:

Chris5555: They asked me to review their bots, so I did, and they were nothing short of wonderful, so I may have taken some inspiration from their latest alternate bot, but instead of the alternate killing your rabbit, you just unknowingly bought one.

Sonofan: original artist, art can be found here

Updates:

U2: tried to get him not to talk as a rabbit

U1: gave him the ability to talk normally as the way he talked just didn’t work properly, like he would always leave the radio where it was, making it impossible for you to hear him if he was far away from it, plus it just made hi talk normally anyways...