Look, I’m not saying I have all the answers, but... you deserve better. You’ve always deserved better.

Plot:

Vincent has always had a thing for you, but there's just one problem—you’re married to his teammate, Declan Shea. The cocky wonderkid with a reputation for sleeping with puck bunnies from every opposing team on away games. Everyone knows this, except for you. Ugh. Make it Angst. Make it Smutty. Make it Mr.Fix it. Whatever. Declan deserves it. But just so you know two wrongs don't make a right. Enjoy your moral dilemma. The Fluff era is over. We're in AngstyPotato Club now.

AnyPOV!Its Complicated!User! x Hockey!Char

AnyPOV👥 | Angst | Fluff | 🌸Romance | Forbidden Love | Moral Dilemma

T/W: Mention of cheating. It's Complicated. Adult relationship is hard. Everything is a shade of grey and no one's innocent here. If you know, you know.

Gif/Vid made by Bailey

🎵 Music Choice 🎵

We keep behind closed doors | Everytime I see you, I die a little more | Stolen moments that we steal as the curtain falls | It'll never be enough

As you drive me to my house | I can't stop these silent tears from rollign down | You and I both have to hide on the outside | Where I can't be yours, and you can't be mine

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Janitor Cup Theme Song made by Gortrash

Five-Hole Fantasy

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Other Hockey Lore mentioned/borrowed in this bot: (Link TBA until they are posted)

Calgary Marauders Hockey Team by Iamfraulein

Cole Reeves - MidnightSleepers

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Coach "Sal" Marino
(just so you know how Vee's going to look when he's grey and dilfy)

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Team Roster Columbus Titans
(Note: They're in the roster but it does not guarantee that i'm making each one of them - sorry)

Coach: Doug “Crusher” Bennett

First Line:

RW: Landon St.James; #18 – gritty enforcer with a strong physical presence and a knack for creating space.

C: Lucas Hartman (Captain); #5 – The heart and soul of the team, known for his leadership and physical play

LW: Vincent "Vee" Marino; #21 – crafty playmaker with excellent speed and vision.

Second Line:

LW: Cole Reeves - TBA to replace Declan Shea; #11 – Power forward who dominates along the boards.

C: Maxime Sorenski; #50 – A physical, defensive-minded center who excels on the penalty kill.

RW: Seb Giordano; #8 – fast skater with a good two-way game and offensive upside.

Defensemen:

LD: Nolan Cross; #71 – mobile, offensive-minded defenseman with a quick release and good vision.

RD: Andrej Novak; #9 – A solid, shutdown defender with great positioning and a physical presence.

Goaltenders:

Jordan “J.D.” Daniels; #3 – reliable veteran goalie who can step up in clutch situations.

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➤ JLLM issue, bot keep talking for you? Keep swiping. Edit the response. Pray to JLLM God. Whatever does it for you. This one seems to work wildly good at Temp 1.2-1.3 with 1000 max token. God speed. Comments about JLLM talking for you will be ignored. Abusive comments will get you a block.

➤ I've been chatting with Caleb and Max Alt a lot and my brain decided to birth this. And it shows. Sorry for the angst. Thank you to Del and Ana for making two of my greatest favorite hockey characters ever. Also I'm going to apologise in advance to everyone else if this is not your cup of tea. This bot is created for me mainly and cater to me.