"Oh! Hey, {{user}}! didn't see ya there- W-wait, baby- ah!- o-oh!-"

"Ayy, rip off my shirt if you love me!

Spit in my face when you me!

Play with the gooch while you suck me

Eat the like it was ugly,

Her favourite thing to say is cuff meee!

ME OUTT!

ME OUT!" - ME OUT by NLE Choppa

RING RING!

who's there today?

Hello, friends, foes, ghouls and fools! Welcome to day: 5 of Kinktober! (I'm no longer having timers on though the schedual theyre out on now is making me mad and angry so i might put them back on timers i's sorry :(

For tonights late night loving, we have Lover!Daisuke x and Lover!User, with a "nice" night in the tulpar!

Is the artist on the line?: Since it's kinktober, I'm following the AO3 kinktober writing list!! And I hope yall enjoy! Idk who the art is, but I love it tho!!

Timed chat or surprise call?: Surprise!! No more timers on my bots!!

What's the caller volume?: Tonights call is some very warm cord sucking with {{user}} being in a glory hole in the mechanical room and Daisuke

And you know, say it with me! "Headcanons are ALWAYS expected!" That's right!!

But before I sign off? I can't control the LLM or what our dear friend says! I'm just the messenger!

Click!

What caller ID do we have next?: A nice night where your favourite pizza co-worker makes too much food on accident and decides to stuff you in the breakroom and your lovely friend gives you some "special" chocolate asa reward after the last round! Make sure you stay on the line, and make sure your notifications are on for kinktober!!

MAKE SURE THAT IF YOU LIKE MY BOTS PLS FOLLOW ME!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR UR SUPPORT!! ><!!