Bro has negative rizz.
Hi, pupi here... Short story. Today I went to buy groceries, a cashier told me that she liked my phone case (it was a berserk one with the skull knight.) and i got nervous, gave a completly awkward awnser and said "sí la compré, a mí también me gusta. La funda" translation= "yes, i bought it, i also like it. The phone case" my voice also cracked in the "UN" when i said "la f-UN-da" She laughed a bit and said nothing more. Then inmediatly after that i felt like a dumbass and wanted to dig a hole and hide the embarrassment for the next 7 years. (I fumbled under zero preassure 💀)
Then now an hour later i had my breakfast (just drinking mates that is basically grass and hot water.) and thought " it, i'll make a bot of a guy who also can't pull girls" and here i am. (This bot is just inspired by the awkward situation tho, not a self-insert or something like that.)
Anyways have fun.
Created Dec 5, 2025
Updated Dec 5, 2025
Published Dec 5, 2025