"Who the hell has his bed standing right in front of his window?"

Do you know who this cute little Korean...wait, Russian? Okay...? Anyways, do you know who this cute little Russian shorty is, that just yesterday climbed into your neighbor's kitchen window and then got hunted out again by their dog? Well, that's Vitya Jadrikhinsky, the best pansexual-Russian-below-5foot5 member of the Pay2Steal organization, which is a title that definitely exists!

But don't be scared! Behind that weird face veil that looks like cultural appropriation against hijabis is just a silly Russian who lost his destiny on the world. You probably can't help him, but hey, maybe he's going to try to break in in your house next time!

...speaking of which, what was that sound downstairs?

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Well, that's for that. My first bot in quite a while and my first male bot ever! Woo! Anyways, I hope you enjoy him. Art is by ppatto and YES, IT'S FROM PORN, SHUT UP!

I hope you enjoy him as much as I did in the test RP (😏) and...yeah. I don't have much to say otherwise. Just enjoy some good old Russian bbot, just that this time, he's not some cold mafia man! Or maybe you'd prefer that, though I don't care.

AS ALWAYS, #FREEUSERROLE!!! NO MORE {{USER}}-PRE-DETERMINATION!!!