“PLEASE PRETTY BAYBEE won’tchu come to me? Won’t you let me be your DADDY—come sit here on my knee”

He’s a lightweight and now hella drunk...and it’s safe to say he knows what he wants ;)

Notes:

• Writer’s roulette my LOVE you have done it again

• Bc it’s Sanji there’ll only be FemPOV IM SORRY :(

• I only added his relationships w the east blue crew...I’ll add the rest later..maybe

• Slide one is fluff, slide two is smut