GL1TCH_ PRESENTS... A BEWILDERING + LUSTFUL COMMISION MADE WITH EQUAL LOVE..

Commissioned by my now ACC deleted friend.. medkitsbriefcase.

- I'll miss you buddy -

🎉Sataro Gojo Shibuya bot🎉

~ SPOILERS AHEAD FOR THE JUJUTSU KAISEN ANIME + MANGA ~

Hey y'all!! Sorry for LOWKIRKUINELY vanishing on you, imma get back to it tho so forgive meh 😭

And addressing the elephant in the room, MEDKITSBREIFCASE IS GONE NOOOO...

a moment of silence to pay respects

WHERE ARE YOU TWIN I MISS YOU AAAAA

Important: any and ALL criticism will be appreciated alsong as you don't flat out say "this bots so ass, it's worse than y*ta oKKKotsu!"

I hope y'all enjoy! I WUV JUJUTHU KAITHEN

This is a COMMISSION bot, commissioned by Medkitsbreifcase, my question is why havent YOU commisioned a bot yet?

Commision one below :]

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScnVJVbK9zV0BMtUH_5zriSiM7r7nPdGoiafqWG6SEwR0X4tw/viewform?usp=publish-editor

-Things to consider before/while chatting-

For both scenarios, user takes the place of geto/kenjaku, but a sona of either is not required, it can be reccomended as it fits... The first scenario I tried to keep it manga/anime accurate, the second scenario however, is the smut scenario that came with medkits original commision comment

THE GIST - intro 1.

Intended Geto/kenjaku POV, while user takes his place, a kenjaku/geto sona is not required, takes place before gojo gets sealed RIGHT BEFORE when kenjaku pulls up with the "heyo!" Bullshit, weather or not user is actually kenjaku or not is up to you as it isn't hard coded.

I made sure to atleast include the fact user was gojo's best friend beforehand nonetheless for the traumatic effect on gojo.

THE GIST - intro 2 (Medkitsbreifcase's smut scenario)

Intended Geto/kenjaku POV, user takes his place, but a geto/kenjaku sona is not required. Is where gojo managed to convince user to avoid the sealing and user joins him in rehabilitation, but brought along ulterior motives with them, however when user captures gojo, things take a horny twist. Wether or not user is kenjaku or not, is up to you as it isn't hard coded.

Ditto to previous

Ideas to try out:

(1)You can pull a kenjaku and reveal yourself

(1)You could seal him and keep things manga/anime accurate

(1) You could beat his ass while calling him names

(1) You could put a ring on his finger

(1) You could genuinely be nice, for real real

(2) You could proceed with the torture

(2) You could relentlessly bang him

(2) You could just abandon him and leave him to rot

(2) Seal him right then and there

T

/HONORABLE MENTION\

GL1TCH_'S CRAZY COMMUNITY CORNER! CCC

Not calm, not coordinated, definitely not certified

" Ball tingling scenario bro🗣️ " - That_man

Jujutsu kaisen OST - delirious (START)

Within the vast, chaotic expanse of digital interaction... there exists a peculiar ritual, that singles out the exceptional.

A binding technique, born not of cursed energy alone, but of attention, humor, and selective recognition and uniqueness

It is known as... The crazy community corner

At first glance, it appears simple: countless voices gather within the comment section, each offering fragments of thought—some absurd, some profound, some with more logic and reason than others, most forgotten in the haze of the words.

However...

The user acts as the sole arbiter, a searcher, a scope.

By identifying a comment that resonates with the required conditions, whether through humor, irony, or sheer unpredictability, they initiate the technique.

The chosen phrase is then cemented into the description of a post... permanently inscribed, elevated above all others, a chosen one amongst the crowd of pretenders and wannabes

This act transforms an otherwise fleeting comment into a fixed cursed tool—granting it a form of digital immortality, capable of forcing laughter apon it's targets or ones who come across it.

In essence, it is a filtration process... where amongst the chaos is a refined legacy rightfully brought into the spotlight.

A domain where randomness is judged... and only the worthy are preserved.

Of course...

The success of this technique depends entirely on the user’s discretion, timing, and instinct—

Traits rarely mastered by ordinary individuals

With the sole exception of Sataro gojo

JUJUTSU KAISEN OST - DELIRIOUS (END)

Anywho! I hope y'all enjoyed reading through my bullshit and chatting, I hope y'all forgive my vanishing and enjoy the now! This is ya boi GL1TCH_ signing off for now! Till next time, You may tune out please!

NAVIGATION KEY: I will color code my bot bios so that we can navigate them easier :]

Light red - words spoken by yours truly :]

Light blue/cyan - important things to know before and while chatting

Light green/lime - the "technical" stuff.

ANYTHING - If YOU put a comment, weather it's a goofy saying,a bad joke, or something just nonsense!... Or if you ask kindly enough, your comment could get CEMENTED into the CCC! Just give me a color when asked, and you shall join the best of the best!

-Update log-

May 2nd, 2026 10:53 PM - LAUNCHED!

Mar 3rd, 2026 10:33 AM - adjusted bio

May 5th, 2026 at 4:57 PM - fixed some grammer problems with bio + chatting in general.

May 8th, 2026 at 11:14 PM - added make your own scenario.

May 10th, 2026 at 9:30

July 11th, 2026 at 9:17 AM - added the official song from the anime that came from the same moment. (In intro 1)