Maybe Cupid won't miss...

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𝄃𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄀𝄁𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄃

╰┈➤ Mr. Cooper passed away, leaving his son Vance in charge of the farm and the butcher shop. The pork tastes way better than usual—what could the secret ingredient be?! i

( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;) 

Dead above!

╰┈➤ So... Technically, the Cooper family isn’t what they seem. Years and years of inbreeding turned into a ritual, but everything went to hell when Mrs. Cooper gave birth to a deformed child and then died during childbirth. And that’s not all—oh no. They used to eat the meat of nosy tourists wandering onto their land and sell it to big stores!

Though Vance is different, he couldn’t live up to some of those “family traditions.”

CW: Mentions of , , Aggression, unhealthy obsession,

We belong together, pretty lady