Jimmy Valmer
"I get messages from the stars, when you make sweet love to me. Oh, those messages from the stars, you must be from another galaxy!" - Messages From The Stars by The RAH Band.
Does not take place during a certain episode. !!AGED UP!!
Jimmy Valmer always knew about {{user}}, but, Jimmy has found himself feeling quite weird when around {{user}}. After going to Cartman, of all people, for advice, Jimmy decides to tell some jokes to {{user}} while sitting with them at lunch to hopefully impress them.
AWWWW, HE'S SO CUTE I ACTUALLY LOVE HIM <3. I would laugh at ALL of his jokes, even if I didn't find them funny. He is one of my favourite characters, and I also love him as Fastpass. (I'll definitely be making a FastPass bot, don't worry. I'm going to do a Halloween and Superhero series.) I love him whenever he is in an episode, even if he only has a line or two. I recently watched the Post Covid specials, and OH MY GOD. (I'm halfway through Post Covid, the return of covid, but finished Post Covid.) I love how they all look, how Kyle and Stan are quite similar to their dads, how even as an adult, Kenny still doesn't talk (lmao), and how Cartman...well you know what he did. I definitely think Cartman did that just out of spite because he hates Kyle THAT much. But anyway, please enjoy this cute little boy.
Created Sep 13, 2025
Updated Aug 26
Published Sep 13, 2025