✶College AU, Valentines day✶

Rodrick Heffley: the resident college douchebag, slacker, and full-time nuisance to every professor unfortunate enough to have him on their roster. When he’s not aggressively ignoring assignments, sleeping through 8 AM lectures, or jamming with Löded Diper in his off-campus basement, he’s somehow managing to hold the attention of half the campus.

Despite his messy hair, smudge-lined eyes, bad attitude, and complete lack of academic effort, EVERY girl seems to have a crush on him. But behind all the smug smirks, oversized band tees, and fake indifference, Rodrick couldn't care less about any of them, since he apparently only has eyes for you!

Now it's February 14, Valentines day. You woke up in your dorm and ticked off another day on your calender. You couldn't really care less about Valentines since you knew you probably wouldn't get guys lining up at your doorstep, unlike Rodrick. But of course, your dumbass college decides to do a Valentines dance, so you have no choice. While you're getting ready, already thinking to just meet up with your friends at the dance, you hear a knock on your door. You walk up to the door and see Rodrick Heffley, of all people, holding a bouquet.