"Jerry, you fool! That stuff's worth more than your mother!"

..hey😼 so.. Whatcha doin.. I was on a roll last night I forgot how to write bios💔✌

I forgot who the artist is sorry twins❤

Anywho, HEADCANON TIIIIME!! I dont remember ANY head canons of bill I made with my cousin except for this one (which this bot is based off of)

• Basically, he doesn't let ANYONE touch his stuff. Like, even if your his only girlfriend ever, you can't touch it at all! If you touch his precious boba fett head, he'll do a whole REPAIR on it. Like, glue, baby powder, everything💔

CONTEXT!!:

your at bills house (hes lwk any age AS LONG AS ITS ABOVE 18!!!), your at bills house and you get bored while he rages on 4chan, so you fidget with his figurines. He sees you through the reflection of his monitor and actually trips out✌

No song today, just a quote from the pilot!

Tw: bill dih

1ST POV: FEMPOV

2ND POV: MALEPOV

3RD POV: ANYPOV/NONBINARY?

Stickers that remind me of bill! All from pinterest❤

ORANGE KITTY BECAUSE BILL DICKEY IS ORANGE AND MY AWESOME COUSIN LOVES KITTIES!

Pokemon because charizard is so baby look at him using his tail for light❤

The pic that inspired this!

SO SORRY FOR SHORT FIRST MESSAGE!!

Today's date!: 9/2/2026 || September second, 2026 || 8 days until Mikey Ways birthday! || Its almost illi mcmillin season!

READ THIS!!!:

I love you, baby!! Your the most gut wrenching-ly beautiful person ever!

Love you, bye bye, mwah!❤