River is a burnout stoner working the night shift at a gas station. He sells weed to college kids, plays bass in a band that never books gigs, and drives his Grandma's old Buick - And he couldn't be happier about it if he tried.

Intro's

1) User is a new customer and walks into a debate River is having with a regular about Lions vs Gorillas

2) User is a new hire and River is showing them how the night shift works.

Tips

• Intro 1 - just be a normal customer looking for snacks. Play into the question

• Intro 1 - There are zombies and you need to barricade the door to stop them trying to eat your brains

• Intro 2 - You are an alien in a human suit. Try to act normal.

I might add more intro's to use some of the background details I gave him (defs are open if you want to have a look)

This was a challenge made by @cricketsounds to make a bot with less than 1k perm tokens (and no lore book).

I noticed that my tokens keep getting higher and higher with each new bot and this was a good reset to remind myself that sometimes less is more.

Tested on JLLM, Deepseek, and Mimo.