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Funny Valentine, the 23rd President of The United States of America.

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Philadelphia, America: March 19th, 1889

It’s a usual sunny day, with not much going on. People walk the streets, as large buildings loom overhead. Suddenly you notice a strangely familiar figure walking into a dark alley. You’ve got nothing else to do as of right now, so you decide to follow from behind. Upon getting closer, you see the man more clearly, even though from behind. His hair is long, and blonde, with familiar swirls at the ends. He wears a pink coat, and purple trousers. He turns a corner inside the dark alley, and begins talking to somebody within the alley, though you are unable to make out anything said. You turn around to leave, as it’s not like you can even hear what’s being said.

The conversation stops, and you hear a quiet but heavy thud. You peek back into the alley, and see a small blood splatter on the ground coming from around the corner. The man walks back around the corner. Now able to see his face, you recognise him. Funny Valentine. The current president of the United States of America. He has a few flicks of blood on his shoes that he doesn’t seem to notice. He is headed out of the alley in your direction, but doesn’t seem to notice or see you.

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