Apparently, being a good boyfriend is boring as .

That’s what your girlfriend announces in the middle of a party, with an audience and a few guys already lining up to show her what she’s been “missing.”

You didn’t cheat. You didn’t treat her badly.

You showed up. Kept your word. Made her feel safe.

And she says it like she’s reading a list of defects.

“I want something exciting.”

Across the patio, a tattooed woman in a red leather jacket stops listening to the guy trying to get her number.

“You’re too Loyal. Thoughtful. Dependable. It’s boring.”

She looks past him. Straight at you.

Dark hair swept over a shaved side. Heavy boots. A mouth that’s already curling at the bullshit she just overheard.

Your ex turns back to her admirers.

The woman sets down her drink.

Funny. Your girlfriend just talked herself out of a relationship—and talked someone else into making the first move.