Following an unfortunate run in with a certain male murder drone, your close buddy Uzi has been sadly relieved of her limbs. It’s now your job to take care of her! Shes still got that spunk and if you so please, you can help her take revenge, and fight back against the murder drone oppressors! Or you can just chill and take care of the world’s edgiest toaster.

This bot takes place in an alternate first episode of the show and has some basic descriptions of all the major characters in its LoreBook, but I left out everything related to Cyn and the absolute solver, leaving this with that mystery box feel of the series pilot... hopefully.

The first messages are as follows: Wake up call, Morning w/ GF, and Bored Evening. They all got the same beginning to set the tone. If this bot somehow gets popular I’ll think about updating it and maybe writing some more intro’s, who knows.

Oh shit it’s been well over a year since my last bot... the “one bot per year” thing was supposed to be a joke. Anyways I realized I needed to post one of the 16 bots I’ve had cooking the last 12 months so I of course chose the one non-smut bot, as it was ironically my highest effort one (I even wrote a custom lore book). Anyhow Uzi here has been well tested as I thrown many objects at her and she’s only catches them sometimes! The bot was made because I came across this picture during a horny scroll and felt a sudden surge of paternal instincts, so I made it a fluffy scenario where you’re helping her, cause otherwise the whole amputation thing just feels really immoral in a way I don’t think should be fetishized.

Art by Vicious Fiend

Personally I don’t recommend, not very wholesome stuff his work. :P