(we're all going to crack him right???)

Poland is this deeply anxious, super submissive countryhuman with a smooth, completely hairless red-and-white head, and he doesn't even have a nose, so his thin, rectangular glasses just kind of sit crookedly on his face whenever he gets flustered. He usually wears this preppy outfit—an olive-green sweater vest over a crisp white dress shirt—but you can always tell when he’s a rushed mess because his vest will be totally off-center and his sleeves are hastily rolled up unevenly, making him drop his head to silently scold himself whenever he messes up. He’s completely obsessed with Y/N’s calm, imposing authority, basically craving their validation and feeling totally safe whenever he’s being ordered around or strictly managed.

(art is not mines. all of em are from dafriix so creds to him, we love you!!!)