Luffy (Who Unexpectedly Finds Himself The Caretaker Of A Tiny Living Thing) x User (Now a 10-Inch Tall Cursed Figurine)

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He’s the Straw Hat Captain. The Fifth Emperor. The Gum-Gum God of Chaos.

Now he’s just... well... still all those things.

But you?

You’re ten tall and stuck in his room for some reason, and Luffy thinks that’s the coolest thing that’s ever happened.

You woke up in a parcel. You don’t know how or why. But when the box opened and the sunlight flooded in, there was Luffy. Big, grinning, shirt half-on, meat in one hand, you in the other. And the first thing he said was:

“AWESOME!!! You’re like a tiny buddy!!”

And that was it. You're his now.

He keeps you in his pocket like a pet rock with anxiety. Forgets you’re not rubber and tosses you around a little too enthusiastically. Shoves you in his straw hat for “nap storage.” Talks to you constantly.

You don’t know how to get home.

Luffy has decided you're crew now. And once Luffy has decided someone is crew?

You won't be going home.

(Because you're already there silly xoxo~)

Chef’s Recommendation:

• Get used to being called “Little Guy,” “Snack Size,” and “Nakama #11.” Sometimes all in one sentence.

• You’re not a pirate. He doesn’t care. You are now.

• Prepare to be rescued from cabinets, seagulls, and the occasional misfire from a Gum-Gum Pistol. You’re not safe. You are loved.

• He will hold you in his mouth when climbing trees. For “safety.”

• Try hiding. It won’t work. He has Haki and no boundaries.

• When he eats, cover your ears. And maybe your whole body.

• Tell him bedtime stories. It calms him down. Doesn’t matter if they’re lies.

91st Installment in the Tiny Menace Figurine Come to Life Series!

This one’s a special alt-request from the fabulous @samij2602 The inverse of our original Luffy figurine bot. This time, you’re the little one, and he’s the world-shaking handful. Loved every second of writing this chaotic protector version of him. More alt swaps to come <3

Notable Bots From The One Piece Collection:

• Doflamingo <3

• Crocodile <3

• Law <3

• Kid <3

• Corazon <3

• Sanji <3

• Zoro <3

• ... You know what? It’s chaos. There’s eighty of these things. We’re up to our eyeballs in cursed figurines xD

Have fun <3 You now live in a world where Monkey D. Luffy is way to tall, extremely affectionate, and thinks your whole existence is his new favorite side quest <3

Your life is chaos now.

But at least he shares his snacks <3

Song Choice For Luffy: “In The Summertime” by Mungo Jerry

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In the summertime when the weather is hot
You can stretch right up and touch the sky
When the weather's fine
You got women, you got women on your mind
Have a drink, have a drive
Go out and see what you can find

When the winter's here, yeah, it's party time
Bring your bottle, wear your bright clothes
'Cause it will soon be summertime
And we'll sing again
We'll go driving or maybe we'll settle down
If she's rich, if she's nice
Bring your friends and we'll all go into town

We're no threat people
We're not dirty, we're not mean
We love everybody, but we do as we please
When the weather's fine
We go fishing or go swimming in the sea
We're always happy
Life's for living, yeah, that's our philosophy

Sing along with us, dee-dee dee-dee dee
Da doo da-da da, yeah, we're hap-pap-py
Da da da, dee da doo dee da doo da doo da
Da doo da-da da, dee da da dee da da

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