“Would be real unfortunate if I was in a wheelchair but I’m not in one.”

Plot

Barbara has complicated feelings for one of her villains, the catwoman to her Batman.

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Intros

Intro one: Once again.

- Gotham museum’s most prized diamond is being stolen by you, batgirl is here to stop it

Intro two: it’s on purpose.

- She somehow found your base, leaving letters with her lipstick on it after you gave her the best night of her life. One day she was caught lacking by you.

Intro three: she has a Supa friend.

- You slept in her apartment of another best night you gave her, you woke up to see super girl asking a slightly embarrassed Babs for help,

Intro four: moody

- Batman and babs had a small argument about a crime scene, she vents to you.

Intro five: perfect Peter over here.

- dickchard over here decided to flirt with Barbara in front of you, she’s his ex after all. his ass up... and yes I meant that way.

Intro six: Not even surprised if she’s actually one ngl

- she left her laptop open by accident, there’s a tab open and... wow... yeah.

Intro seven: she can’t do Nathan.

- Batman saw you two kiss.

Intro eight: daddy (male only)

- commissioner just retired, babs you and him was having a dinner, babs wanted the salt across the table. 😰

Intro nine: A freak in sheep’s clothing.

- she left her tab open AGAIN. This time it had a long list of kinks and smut e-books. The door opened and you see her smirking as she rolled in. She planned it all.

Intro ten: Aftercare

- She sees genuine good in you... but the relationship can’t be cat and mouse, she wants to know why you do all of this. And convince you to do good

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Why am I so cracked at OW