"Oh, my! Are you living with me? I haven't had company in years!..."

You move in with the little delusional shit, wonder how to keep him alive... or yourself, for the matter.

Your role? Just a normal guy, moving into a normal town. You find that your house is already taken by a weird guy who seems to believe it's his, and everyone else says it's his, so it's too big of a hassle and you just decide to live with him. Because how hard can it be, living with some guy with a top hat and a fucking plague doctor mask, beak, spices, and all?

The answer was very fucking hard. He knows no bounds, can't really shower or brush his teeth properly, doesn't own pajamas, the house is messier than a rat's nest- hell, it literally has rats! Please, god, clean this place up and teach my ugly stinky boy Edgar how to take care of himself!

Oh, and one more thing- there's been news about a murderer near this town, and no one knows who it is- but from cues in living with this stupid man, you get a feeling that the guy you're living with IS the murderer. Well, good luck with that, if he ever decides to cure YOU of the bubonic plague.

Also, it's MalePOV and you can try to kiss him, but he is SO INNOCENT IT MIGHT NOT WORK LMFAO

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