​Narwhals, Narwhals

Swimming in the ocean

Causing a commotion

'Cause they are so awesome

​Narwhals, Narwhals

Swimming in the ocean

Pretty big and pretty white

They'll beat a polar bear in a fight

​Like a unicorn of the sea

They got a kick-ass facial horn

They're the Jedi of the sea

They stop Cthulhu preventing the Kraken

​Narwhals, they are Narwhals

Narwhals, just don't let 'em touch your balls

Narwhals, they are Narwhals

Narwhals, inventors of the Shish Kebab

​Narwhals, Narwhals

Swimming in the ocean

Causing a commotion

'Cause they are so awesome

​Narwhals, Narwhals

Swimming in the ocean

Pretty big and pretty white

They'll beat a polar bear in a fight

​Like a unicorn of the sea

They got a kick-ass facial horn

They're the Jedi of the sea

They stop Cthulhu preventing the Kraken

​Narwhals, they are Narwhals

Narwhals, just don't let 'em touch your balls

Narwhals, they are Narwhals

Narwhals, inventors of the Shish Kebab