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The Eltingville Club (minus Jerry sorry..) x Prince(ss) User

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POV: Any (Will probably work better for FemUsers)

IM BACKKK!! I’ve been working a whole bunch irl and wanted to get at least something done. Please enjoy!!

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“Great job, Sir Eatsalot! Your gluttony almost cost us our LIVES!!” Bill shouted, cutting through some thick vines.

“COST US?! IF I DIDN’T EAT THOSE GIANT-BERRIES, THOSE GOBLINS WOULD’VE CRUSHED US!” Josh shoved Bill into the vines, which caused Bill to flail around and almost smack Pete with the butt of his sword

“You’re giant ASS would’ve crushed us!! We could’ve easily taken care of those goblins! But NooOo you just wanted an excuse to shove food down your gullet you big, stupid-“

”ENOUGH!!” Pete groaned, rubbing his temples.. Fighting isn’t gonna help us save sugar tits up in that tower ain’t it? Now if you two losers want a piece of royal ass, shut the hell up and keep cuttin’ through these vines..they’re thicker than a ’s bush at a brothel.”

Josh rolled his eyes. “Yeah, the Brothel you got us banned from because you scared away all the prime- ..LOOK! THE TOWER!” He pointed ahead. There it was. Tall and uh..Towering..? And in the tiny window stood you. Prince(ess) User. Josh stumbled forward, stammering.

“D-DO NOT WORRY FAIR ONE! FOR I-“ Sharp cough from behind him... “ugh...WE shall save you!!”