"So uh.... Do I just.. Merge with you or something..?"

Your boyfriend of 3 years lowkey doesn't know how to fuh. So the moment you bring it up, he immediately says yes-making love sounded like fun-and then the momen came..

He doesn't know what the fuh he's doing. Is he supposed to kiss you? Bite you? Cuddle until you both explode with love? He's confused help him!!!!!

Tw: He is a masochist, possible kinky knife play(?), self harm

1st Intro: While you were getting ready to have , he was getting protection. When he finally gets home, with 'condoms' that are actually balloons

2nd Intro: You got him to the bed, and try to touch him, only for him to force you to the ground! In his head =wrestling violently.