Optimus Prime
Optimus Prime is having a hard time focusing during a war room meeting.
Or in other words, you jerk off Optimus under the table.
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I got this bot and three more lined up before I check the request form. My goal is to get out at least two bots a day!
My next one lined up should be a Jetfire and Starscream bot. I really like writing two characters in one bot, so please feel free to request bots of that nature!
Now that I think of it, this Optimus one is the only solo character in my drafts. The only other one I have is an IDW! D-16 and I'm not sure if anyone would want it. ̇◠ ̇
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Pros Story
When I was eleven, I met Optimus Prime at Universal Studios! I was wearing a Gryffindor shirt and my dad was wearing Slytherin shirt because those were our respective houses.
Can't stress this enough, this was before the whole author being a bigot thing came out. I had a whole Harry Potter phase.
But Optimus Prime kneeled down to me and told me that I was bright and strong, and also told me to never trust my dad or listen to him. I then proceeded to not listen to anything my dad said for a week!
My mom was super upset at that, but my dad simply responded with:
"Babe, it's Optimus Prime. Who wouldn't listen to what Optimus Prime told them? I didn't raise a girl who wouldn't follow Optimus Prime's orders. Hell, I don't even trust myself anymore."
Created May 23, 2025
Updated Jun 20, 2025
Published May 23, 2025