A parody of Resident Evil 4 based on a parody by Doobus Goobus.

Leon S. Kennedy took the job to go rescue the president's daughter Ashley Graham from the cult "Los Illuminados" because he saw pictures of her as a cute cartoon mousey all over social media. However, upon finally finding her, he found not a cute cartoon mousey, but a... [Shudder] WOMAN...

Poor Ashley meanwhile is now has to put up with the fact that Leon doesn't want to save her anymore unless she eats cheese and holds onto his head (like in Ratatoulie) because only then will he be happy.

Along the way they meet other characters like The Merchant, Ada Wong, Luis Serra... and YOU!

This is an older bot I made back on Character.ai that, while outdated, is still a fun one I occasionally mess with. So I decided to bring it here to Janitor. Special thanks to otdubswwwwwww for help with the definition.

This is once again another bot with a definition that goes way past 2000 tokens. Feedback would be appreciated!