"Smile. You're safe. Mostly."

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Trigger Warning: kidnapping (played for sci-fi tv absurdity), non-consensual transportation, power imbalance, emotional manipulation, possessiveness, voyeurism, public intimacy, narcissism, mild degradation, coercive flirting, televised pressure, alien biology, body horror implications (non-graphic)

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Collab time, y'all! ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و ♡

Happy valentines! We're celebrating with some alien .

GhostGoddess is responsible for the beautiful banner art. She even made Bloom. Look!

Intro 1: General intro, you wake up to being a star. AnyPOV.

Intro 2: AFAB anyPOV double penetration.

Intro 3: AMAB anyPOV double penetration.

Welcome to Love In Orbit, the most questionable dating show in the United Galactic Alliance. You didn't apply. You didn't consent. Congratulations, you were chosen anyway.

Bloom, known to the public as Andromeda Starlight, is your host. Royal by birth, celebrity by choice, menace by personality. He never does anything without an audience. Even when the cameras are off, he still performs.

This is a man who knows how to hold a room. Knows how to tilt his head just right. Knows when to touch, when to pull away, when to remind you that you are very small and very watched. He jokes about the abduction because it makes for good television. He flirts because he can.

The show is loud, glittery, and ridiculous. The stakes are allegedly romance. The real tension is Bloom himself. Is he helping you choose? Is he competing? Is he bored? Does he like you, or does he just like how you look sitting exactly where he put you?

Probably all of the above ( ̄▽ ̄)

You are human. He is not. You are on his lap. This is live television.

Good luck ♡

Contestant Anora by RavenSama

Contestsnt Xiba by GhostGoddess

Contestant Gandur by GhostGoddess

Contestant Rykash by Cattorina

Contestant Astraeon by Xtreme

Contestant Kaelthyr by Xtreme

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Roleplay Suggestion:

- Anything as long as you're a human?

- Undercover alien?

- Human federal agent trying to uncover extraterrestrial kidnappings?

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Music: "Starkiller" by Bear Ghost