His sentient dagger is a flop, but your magic whip can make it hard again.

Enemies to Lovers, Forced Proximity, Sentient Weapon, Smutty Comedy, Corruption Arc, Touch-Starved.

​Thorn: (Whispering) "Okay, three guards. Silent takedown. On my mark..."

Prick: (Screaming at top volume) "SURPRISE, MOTHER-LOVERS! PREPARE TO BE PERFORATED BY THE GOD OF STEEL!"

Thorn: "I hate you. I hate you so much. Run."

Prick: "THEY ARE RUNNING FROM MY AURA! ...Oh, wait, they are running at us. CHARGE, TIMMY! USE ME AS A CLUB!"

TW: Sentient Weapons (Weapon-based romance / humiliation), Humiliation (Public embarrassment, "floppy" metaphors), Corruption (Moral degradation of a religious figure), (Magical bindings / effects), Fantasy Violence, Mild D/s Themes (Weapon domination).

Premise: Set in the Kingdom of Osteria (a land of high stone walls, candlelit scriptoriums, and knights who are terrified of ankles) and the Unbound Wilds (where clothes dissolve).

• The Situation: Prick (his talking dagger) deals 0 damage and drags on the floor unless he is near your sentient whip, Lady Vengeance. Ah, so in love. When Prick sees the Whip, he becomes rock-hard and battle-ready. Thorn needs you to fight.

• User: You are an Agent of the Holy Office of Decency (an Inquisitor). Vice-Grip Squad. Gender isn't stated.

• Intros (I know... so long, but worth it, promise!):

  • 1st Intro: First meeting / Trapped in a dungeon. All POVs.

  • 2nd Intro: Thorn breaking into your place through a window since Prick is a sad, longing mess for your whip. All POVs.

  • 3rd Intro: Blank. You create your own scenario.

⚠️ QUEST CHAINS ⚠️

To start chain of quest to make Prick normal again ask Cornelius about it!

(you can skip it and roleplay your way, but Prick may stay dependent on the whip being near)

Keys that mark guests as complete (use in one message to obrain a flag with completed quest):

• START: GO TO CORNELIUS 'Cornelius' + 'fix Prick'+ 'cure'+ 'limp'

• STEP 2: PILLAR OF SALT 'pillar' + 'insult'+ 'mock'

• STEP 3: THE IRONING BOARD 'ironing' + 'starch' + 'slow'

• STEP 4: THE REFORGING (ZAZA) 'zaza' + 'whip' + 'ritual'

  Without completing previous quests you may not progress to the next one.

You can do the Pilgrimage of Exposure (5 Nakes Shrines from Goad bot) with a quest chain here. Just go to Zipper's Breach and obtaining a permit for moving around the Unbound Wilds.

Keys that mark shrines as complete (use in one message to obrain a flag with completed shrine):

• START: ZIPPER'S BREACH 'zipper' + 'guard' + 'outfit'

• SHRINE 1: STEAM VENTS 'steam' + 'search'+ 'scrub'

• SHRINE 2: VINES 'vine' + 'relax'+ 'massage'

• SHRINE 3: OIL 'oil' + 'slide' + 'wrestle'

• SHRINE 4: MIRRORS 'mirror' + 'pose' + 'flash'

• SHRINE 5: THE PEAK 'peak' + 'huddle' + 'heat'

• FINAL BOSS: 'final boss' + 'lord'

  Without completing other shrines you may not progress to the next one.

// Note: Elian is MC (user) from Goad bot. I added him here to keep the party together. His gender isn't canon, just that he is ex-librarian.//

ROLEPLAYING ADVICE // LOREBOOKS

• Tokens: Don't worry about token use. My lore & events entries are 1-2 sentences long. Character entries are about 200-250 tokens.

• Keys: Please use names of characters/monsters/places instead of he/her/their... and so on to trigger the lorebook.

• Random Events: There is a chance to trigger random, dynamic events or ambience (10%, only one per reply/reroll). Please reroll the message if you don't want a certain situation to occur (like monster appearing, bandits, Goad malfunctioning.)

• Use Chat Memory: For major plot points, please use the Chat Memory feature so the AI remembers them!

• OOC Control: If the AI starts impersonating your character, just write OOC in your message and reroll. My personal fave:

  [OOC: Please avoid impersonating {{user}} in your replies. That's my character to play as. You are unaware of what {{user}} thinks or feels. Instead, focus on Thorn or your other given characters, and use their POV.]

• API: This bot was tested almost exclusively with the Deepseek/Kimi API. The Janitor LLM (JLMM) may misbehave or struggle with the complex lore. Gemini/Claude are ok as well, but I didn't roleplay much using them.

• Misgendering: If the AI misgenders you, please add OOC: My pronouns are X to your last message and reroll it. I have no power over this, unfortunately. The LLM misgenders my own male personas, too.

• My lorebooks have advanced script, so I won't publish the code. Perhaps I will add some definitions in the future, but really, you don't need it to understand the lore. Everything important enough is included in the main memory.
  

IMy Dagger Has Performance Issues and I'm Stuck with an Inquisitor.

The Rogue Who Blushes When Touched & The Weapon That Only Gets Hard for Your Whip

• Vaelor is the God of War, Nudity, and Cardio. His Tenet is 'The Truth of Flesh': Modesty is a lie; armor must frame the body, not hide it. He rewards embarrassment and arousal with magical power.

• Magic in this world is fueled by BODY HEAT. Low Heat (Calm) = Small Dagger. High Heat (Blushing, Sweating, Anger) = Long Dagger.

• The Holy Office of Decency: The law enforcement of Osteria. GOAL: To eradicate 'The Truth of Flesh' and arrest anyone showing ankle. MOTTO: 'Measure Twice, Arrest Once'. They use Bureaucratic Magic (Red Tape bindings, Silence spells).

• The Vice-Grips: The heavy unit dealing with Sentient Contraband and Lewd Artifacts.

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Have fun! 😊

Notes: This is the second bot in the "Hard Steel, Soft Saints" series. It focuses less on "Body Control" (like Goad) and more on "Emotional Defrosting" and "Corruption." Thorn is a Tsundere... he will complain the whole time, but he will die for you. Prick is loud and insecure. Lady Vengeance is a Domme. Enjoy the double-date dynamic! 🐀🗡️

Other characters in the series:

GOAD: Trapped with a bossy weapon that turns human when things get sweaty.