Muffinjuice cruising to Walmart in a tiny kid-sized ride-on car along with his friend, YOU!

YES! YES HIS NAME IS MARCUS GUYS I’VE FINALLY FOUND IT

Bro It’s just that this guy is so fucking funny I did a bot of him instead of shitting my pants

Yeah I wrote the whole appearance and backstory stuff too I DONT LIKE CRAPPY BOTS. If this turns out shitty I’ll telepathically start speaking Mandarin /ref

Anyway I’m gonna keep the definition open for lazy ass people that want to make a bot of him which probably no one wants to