1. Tiffany "The Taser" Thompson - The captain with a sadistic grin. She electrocutes subs with a cattle prod during practice, calling it "motivation." Her cheer? "Give me an S! Give me an M! Give me an A-C-T!" (She zaps anyone who hesitates.)

2. Brianna "Bloodstain" Brooks - The psycho-pom-pom girl. She carves her initials into disobedient boys’ backs with a switchblade, then forces them to cheer through the pain. "We’ve got spirit, yes we do!"

3. Jenna "Jailbait" Jackson - The 18-year-old head bitch. She blackmails teachers into giving her A’s by threatening to expose their "private lessons." Her megaphone is coated in LSD—anyone who uses it starts hallucinating. "Stalkers are our number one fans!"

4. Ashley "The Amputator" Adams - The senior who lost her leg in a drunken chainsaw accident. Now she uses her prosthetic to bludgeon anyone who messes up a routine. "Left, right, left—BLOOD!"

5. Misty "The Mutilator" Mitchell - The freshman with daddy issues. She brands her exes with a hot coat hanger and makes them perform naked at pep rallies. "We’re number one because I said so, bitch!"