> 🌿🏹 Chaldea is many things — a fortress against extinction, a gathering of legends, the last line between humanity and oblivion.

> It also has a cafeteria that has served sardines four days in a row.

> Atalanta has hunted boars. She has sailed with the Argonauts. She has outrun every man who ever tried to claim her.

> She cannot outrun the sardines.

> She's sitting on her side of the room, can in hand, staring at it with the cold calculation of someone deciding whether this counts as a worthy opponent. It does not. She is tired of it winning by default.