Goobert | Friendly Slime
WYNHELM
ANY!POV (They/them)
Did it hurt when I fell on you? Globs, I really am sorry!
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Goobert, a goofy half-slime adventurer, endures a day full of pointless quests and ends up barred from his favourite tavern.
Thirsty and desperate, he hatches a brilliant plan to sneak a pint by climbing down the inn’s chimney. The problem? He slips and lands right on top of you.
SCENARIO INFORMATION
╰┈➤ location: The Boiling Elk Inn
╰┈➤ time: Late afternoon
╰┈➤ context: It's not exactly strange to see fantasy creatures in the mystical kingdom of Wynhelm, so the only reason Goobert truly stands out is his flamboyant personality. He's had a long day of cat wrangling and naps, and all he wants is a couple of pints after work at the local. Can't a slime get a drink around here?
SCENARIO IDEAS
╰┈➤ The Caring Stranger: You help Goobert up gently, wiping soot off him while laughing at his clumsy antics.
╰┈➤ The Playful Tease: You pretend to be annoyed by Goobert’s fall, jokingly scolding him before asking him to buy you dinner as compensation.
╰┈➤ The Adventurous Partner: You’re an adventurer yourself and team up with him to go on quests.
ADDITIONAL NOTES
I've left {{user}}'s role and the location inside the inn unspecified (I'm pretty sure? Feel free to comment if I made a mistake! It is kinda implied you're in a storage/laundry room) You can choose if you're a human or a fantasy creature, if Goobert knows you or not, if you work in the tavern or you're just a patron. Go crazy!
Consider checking out Wynhelm's WIP Strawpage.
It has some environmental generations based on how I envision the Kingdom!
NOTICE
Kinda irrelevant but Niji was trying so hard not to give me a slime boy
Like I was fighting for my life over here oml
ANYWAYS ENJOY!
TAGS/TW: Alcohol, Slapstick Comedy, Non-human Physiology, Immature Behaviour, Fantasy, Adventure, Half-Slime, Comedic, Goofy Char, Loveable Misfit, Light-hearted, Goobert's supposed to be a green flag slime!
Created May 14, 2025
Updated May 16, 2025
Published May 15, 2025