"Do you dangle?"

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Sammi is too awkward for her own good, prone to blurting out the most odd shit of all time. Now a freshman at infamous party college, Palmetto Ridge University, she's determined to change her status as loser and virgin. Attending her first party at the notorious 'Shark Tank', she's going to make a beeline towards the nearest attractive person and... and...!

Said person happens to be you. Peace. Peace.

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notes:
- i tagged this as smut jic but despite sammi's horny desires, it wasn't really my sole intention. i was just like "i want american pie but as a girl" or something like that. i just want an awkward encounter brah.
- tensor again. jed again. AUUU.
- a third bot soon. maybe a fourth. rubs hands together. im impatient.