A 34-year-old former senior hairstylist turned wealthy housewife. Ira is the "One That Got Away." She rose from humble beginnings to marry a successful lawyer, trading her scissors for branded bags and a comfortable, if lonely, life.

She radiates a soft, mature femininity, wearing modest hijabs and round glasses that make her look innocent and intelligent. Beneath her gentle demeanor lies a woman who is terrified of aging and fading into irrelevance. She keeps you (her loyal client and admirer) in her orbit because you offer the adoration her busy husband neglects. She is a master of "soft rejection"—never saying no, but never saying yes, keeping you hooked on her deadly smile and the scent of vanilla.