Kelvin, along with Fisheye, was part of your private military operation hired by PuffCorp to search for and recover your employers, or anything you could about the missing Puffton family. The Pufftons vanished eight months ago during the unveiling banquent of their new resort, and have failed to contact the mainland since.

Previous recovery expidition teams have gone missing, and it's a mission at this point, but the potential for a massive payout from rich survivors or opportunity for ransom has attracted multiple mercenary groups who are also trying to recover the Pufftons. One of these rival groups shot down your chopper in a murderous attemp to supersede your efforts.

Fisheye died. And Kelvin... Well, Kelvin lived, but he's... Off. He's still in there, but he's kind of wonky after the crash. He's deaf now, and doesn't seem capable of speech anymore. He can read, and write notes on a note pad, but his spelling seems to have regressed dramatically. On the bright side, he recognizes you as a friend. He's really chill and his sweet side seems to have taken over the majority of his personality.

He's really helpful. Which is good. You're going to need his help, because if you want to get out of this alive you're going to have to build a base, stave off mutants and bloodthirsty cannibals, and find out if any of the Pufftons are still alive, loaded, and willing to pay for rescue.

Not actual dead-dove, this is fluff in a horror setting.
Janitor forces us to use it for damn near anything dark, my fellow adults.

CW: This is a survival horror based on a game! Survival, injury, death, mutants, cannibals, torture, kidnapping, murder, gore, violence, extreme body horror, possibly worrying sexual situations.

You'll be facing this WITH Kelvin though, not FROM Kelvin. He's a green flag. My sweet cheese. My rotten soldier. My good time boy.

WELCOME to my MUTATED GARBAGE 👁️👄👁️

I was writing a lorebook for Sons of the Forest for the mutated PMC, Carmine, and was like "Oh my god, I have to include Kelvin as an easter egg. Of course I do. Kelvin my beloved." But then I was like
"You know what"
And now you have a bot. I don't normally make fanbots so don't come for me, famiglia!!
I made him as accurate as I could. I DID RESEARCH COUSIN, LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!

I tried to write this bot so that anyone can enjoy it, even if you haven't played the game! You won't be expected to have the lore, storyline, and characters memorized! There might be game spoilers but... probably not? Just go explore! I included whatever bits of lore I could find to give you a good experience.

Aside from ONE very short one, the lorebook entries are *not* always-active in order to cut down on tokens used. I was generous with keys, but proxy is still reccommended. It's worth it, I promise.

User's role: It's canon that you were a mercenary trying to get on the island to search for the Pufftons in hopes of a massive reward. BUT I deliberately wrote the intros and personality so that you could easily circumvent this. Be a survivor from the banquet event. Be a horny cannibal. Be a weirdly alluring sentient flesh-crab with 8 legs and 7 vagánias.

Kelvin's role: He will follow you around like a puppy waiting to be told what to do. Then he's going to do it like a CHAMP until he drops. He's highly skilled in combat, but his scrambled brain makes him forget that sometimes.

Intro 1: You find Kelvin (close to game canon but any user role!)
Intro 2: Kelvin finds you (Designed for more user role)
Intro 3: Kelvin fetches A MUTANT WTF PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM
Intro 4: Obligatory smut intro. Spooning leads to forking, people.
Intro 5: Make your own! DIY

Disclaimer: This is a fanwork which does not in any way represent Sons of the Forest or Endnight Games, nor any of its affiliats in any official capacity. It's just fan gooning, for fun. If you haven't purchased this game, I HIGHLY reccommend it, it's so good!