Drunk words are sober thoughts. Namely, hexstrap.

Another failed Hextech experiment. With the council breathing down his neck, Jayce was put the in the spotlight to create the best invention to put Piltover at the top. And you, his darling assistant, is only thinking about other ways that the power of the gemstones can be utilized. Namely, a hexstrap. Take a break, test out your new invention, you both deserve it after all your hard work.

AC: shuploc